Showing posts with label ultimate fakebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ultimate fakebook. Show all posts

Friday, July 12, 2024

Ultimate Fakebook – This Will Be Laughing Week LP - Coke Bottle Green Vinyl (/250)

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Rocket Heart (2024, Reissue)

In 1999 I was the music director of a college radio station in New Jersey.  Every day we'd get packages in the mail of CDs that labels and promotions companies wanted us to play.  It should come as no surprise that the vast, vast majority of these were completely terrible.  Particularly when it came to bands you probably never heard of before.

Back in my music director days I had a very strict formula to try to get through all of the albums that were arriving every day.  I had to make quick decisions about what should get played and what should go in the garbage.  There just wasn't time to listen to every note of every CD.  That amount of time was only given to ones that were definitely going into rotation - which were reviewed, scanned for curses and had recommended tracks picked.  

How does an album end up in that pile?  By passing a test that originated hanging out with my buddy Alan at the record store.  You get the first 30-60 seconds of the first three songs.  If you don't show something interesting in that time, you were in the garbage pile.  

One day, in one of these constantly arriving packages, A CD from a band called Ultimate Fakebook appeared.  It had a roughly drawn cartoon monkey on the cover and lots of weird high school yearbook style artwork.  It seemed kind of charming, but I can't say I expected much of anything from the album.  I pressed play on the Ultimate Fakebook CD.  "She Don't Even Know My Name" came ripping through my speakers and knocked my socks off.  Holy crap, I was not expecting a perfect guitar pop band.  

Let's try the next song.  "Tell Me What You Want (I'll Be Anything)" comes on and it's another absolute hit.  Great chord progressions, killer drumming and the vocal melody is a total earworm.  At this point I already know that this record is going into rotation, but I'll move on to track three just because that's what I always do.  "Of Course We Will" isn't as immediate as the other two.  It has a slower pace but hits in a similar way as something like "Say It Ain't So" does.  Maybe not as angsty, but in the way that a slower song can fit into the context of an album and not drag things down, even ending up as a highlight.

After those first three minutes I was instantly an Ultimate Fakebook fan.  I played the CD to everyone I possibly could, trying to get DJs and friends to hear a band that was very obviously flying way too far under the radar at this time.  That record has been with me ever since, one of my favorites from that era and most likely the best new band I ever discovered during my time working as the music director of the radio station.

The band would go on and get picked up by Epic records, who would rerelease the album, but with different, slicker artwork.  It's that artwork that adorns the cover of the first vinyl pressing of this wonderful album.  And it's the only complaint about this release that I have.  I just wish they used the original monkey art, because that was the art on the copy that I fell in love with 25 years ago.  That's a minor complaint though, now that I finally, FINALLY have this record on vinyl.  It was one of a handful of CD only releases I had that was still waiting for an LP.  One down, a hundred or so more to go.

Ultimate Fakebook – This Will Be Laughing Week:
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mhddJ5KECXwRAG3k0eEWstb0LEz9fcweY

Friday, May 22, 2020

Ultimate Fakebook - The Preserving Machine LP

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Sonic Ritual (2020)

I'm not sure exactly what was behind Ultimate Fakebook putting out their first new full length record in eighteen years, but here we are.  Considering how long it's been since they had new material and also keeping in mind that I really didn't enjoy their 2002 record Open Up and Say Awesome all that much, I honestly wasn't chomping at the bit to order this.  I feel guilty saying this since they are PopKid records alumni, but it's the truth.

I sort of was taking a wait and see approach to find out if I actually liked the songs before committing to the vinyl.  This was before the pandemic curtailed my record buying budget, but I still didn't want to pony up for a record that I would only listen to once or twice.  Then I was outfoxed on Twitter.  As the preorder sold more and more copies, the band started alerting the world that only a few copies remained and started counting them down.  The fear of missing out got to me and I actually bought the very last copy from the Bandcamp site.

Luckily, I do like the record.  Though this surely sounds like a backhanded compliment, The Preserving Machine is way better than it has any business being.  It has the punch and melody of the songs from their best album This Will be Laughing Week on tracks like "After Hours and Melin's," Manhattan KS," "Hey Gemini" and "My Music Industry."  Now, when the band get's overtly slow with their tempo (I'm looking at you "Juliet's Fools"), I can't say that I'm as on board as I am for the faster songs.  Luckily, there's plenty of rockers on the album and no matter what was behind the band deciding to record new material, I'm glad they did and that I picked up a copy.  Real drums forever, indeed.

Ultimate Fakebook - The Preserving Machine:
https://sonicritualrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/the-preserving-machine

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Ultimate Fakebook - Electric Kissing Parties LP

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Rocket Heart (2010)

A few years ago Rocket Heart rereleased the first Ultimate Fakebook album on vinyl.  It started with a Kickstarter plan and worked its way out to an actual release.  I was a bad person and I didn't pledge any money for a copy.  A few months ago, Rocket Heart decided to clear out some stock and make this LP available for pretty much any price you wanted.  I threw down a few bucks to add it to the collection.

Though this really isn't my favorite UFB record by a long shot, it does have its moments.  Like most of the band's albums, this one is heavy on loud, beefy guitars and higher pitched vocal melodies.  Sure, songs like "Far, Far Away" are about George Lucas and there's something inherently goofy about that, but the band finds a way to make it charming and ernest.  They come off way better than you might fear after reading that they are writing songs about George Lucas.

Sure, Electric Kissing Parties really can't hold a candle to Ultimate Fakebook's masterpiece This Will Be Laughing Week.  That album was a band really hitting their stride.  Rocket Heart tried to gather the funds to put This Will Be Laughing Week out on vinyl as well, but were not able to raise the outrageous some of money needed to wrestle the rights from Sony.  It's a shame, but it really was a ludicrous amount of money they had to come up with.  Don't blame me, I pledged for that one.

Ultimate Fakebook - "Far, Far Away":

Ultimate Fakebook - "Downstairs/Arena Rock":